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Legend of the BloodNinja: DirtyKate

10th August, 2007 | Last modified on August 10, 2007


Attached you will find the aim chat logs of a person named bloodninja having fun with unsuspecting innocents just trying to have a little cyber sex. Bloodninja is taking the piss out of them one.by.one. I found them on my old laptop and thought you’d appreciate them.

Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don’t tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I’ve got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John’s in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John’s and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I’d like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, “Hello, this is Papa John’s, how may I help you”, then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that’s an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm…Yes
DirtyKate:So you’re bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I’m home alone… and I think I’ll take a shower…
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I’ll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I’m almost finished with my shower… Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can’t hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I’m on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you’re at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can’t hear me cause you’re in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I’m as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I’m all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you’re still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I’m wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k




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